It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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