But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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