Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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