His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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