You really coming over, don't trick.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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