its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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