Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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