Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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