I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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