What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you didnt know i had herpes?
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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