Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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