just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
