I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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