Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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