Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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