she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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