If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Hippo gnu deer
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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