Farmville is her only friend.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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