You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
My liver just broke up with me...
Quick, to the slutcave!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My legs feel like baby dolphins
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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