this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
