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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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