So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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