but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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