therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Fuck appropriateness.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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