dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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