How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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