Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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