Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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