I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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