Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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