I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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