i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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