I feel like abortions should bother me more
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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