shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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