I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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