I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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