If that was your dad, he is hot
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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I AM VODKA MAN
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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