I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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