Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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