i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.