Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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