Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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