Come see our sink grown plant.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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