just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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