Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
