Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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