His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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