my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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