I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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