you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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