You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.