When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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