I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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