so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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