I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I need moral support for this bender
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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